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 #1 Shaving Tip 

Our number one shaving tip is don't! If you want to have the best skin condition free from razor burn then don't shave at all.

However not many of us relish the thought of having a permanent five o'clock shadow like Homer Simpson and unless, like Homer, you are employed as a safety officer in a nuclear power plant then it is probably not acceptable to your employer or customers that you portray the unshaven look.

What we really mean is don't shave every day unless you have to. Weekends, public holidays, annual leave, etc. give your face a rest from the stress of shaving and help out your skin. Try it for one day a week on a day when you don't have to shave your face and just see what happens. Any skin irritation or razor rash will get a day to recover, if you can go the whole weekend then ingrown hairs will surface and begin to grow in the right direction. So, on the first day of the week when you do need to shave you will experience an nice close shave and your face will feel extra smooth. On the second day you will notice that your stubble has not grown back as much as usual and so you get an easy day of shaving. 

If you want great skin then the simple answer is don't shave everyday, the less the better. That goes for blades too, so find yourself a double edged safety razor and throw away those disposable razors you buy in the supermarket - but that is shaving tip number two.

Rhys our carpenter is back from holiday and he has made a bunch of shaving stands for you guys. I know you have been waiting for his return so you can get your hands on one of his awesome shaving stands.

It looks like the demand for swamp kauri is rising, here is a recent article about the hunt for hidden kauri in the Northern Advocate that fortells of a modern gold rush for the ancient timber as demand rises from the US and China.

What a lot of hairy-faced men there are around nowadays. When a man grows hair all over his face it is impossible to tell what he really looks like. Perhaps that's why he does it. He'd rather you didn't know.

Then there's the problem of washing. When the very hairy ones wash their faces, it must be as big a job as when you and I wash the hair on our heads. So what I want to know is this. How often do all these hairy-faced men wash their faces? Is it only once a week, like us, on Sunday nights? And do they shampoo it? Do they use a hairdryer? Do they rub hair-tonic in to stop their faces from going bald? Do they go to a barber to have their hairy faces cut and trimmed or do they do it themselves in front of the bathroom mirror with nail-scissors?

I don't know. But next time you see a man with a hairy face (which will probably be as soon as you step out on to the street) maybe you will look at him more closely and start wondering about some of these things.

Mr Twit was one of these very hairy-faced men. The whole of his face except for his forehead, his eyes and his nose, was covered with thick hair. The stuff even sprouted in revolting tufts out of his nostrils and ear-holes. Mr Twit felt that this hairiness made him look terrifically wise and grand. But in truth he was neither of these things. Mr Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever. The hair on Mr Twit's face didn't grow smooth and matted as it does on most hairy-faced men. It grew in spikes that stuck out straight like the bristles of a nailbrush.

And how often did Mr Twit wash this bristly nailbrushy face of his? The answer is never, not even on Sundays. He hadn't washed it for years.

As you know, an ordinary unhairy face like yours or mine simply gets a bit smudgy if it is not washed often enough, and there's nothing so awful about that. But a hairy face is a very different matter. Things cling to hairs, especially food. Things like gravy go right in among the hairs and stay there. You and I can wipe our smooth faces with a flannel and we quickly look more or less all right again, but the hairy man cannot do that.

We can also, if we are careful, eat our meals without spreading food all over our faces. But not so the hairy man. Watch carefully next time you see a hairy man eating his lunch and you will notice that even if he opens his mouth very wide, it is impossible for him to get a spoonful of beef-stew or ice-cream and chocolate sauce into it without leaving some of it on the hairs. Mr Twit didn't even bother to open his mouth wide when he ate. As a result (and because he never washed) there were always hundreds of bits of old breakfasts and lunches and suppers sticking to the hairs around his face. They weren't big bits, mind you, because he used to wipe those off with the back of his hand or on his sleeve while he was eating. But if you looked closely (not that you'd ever want to) you would see tiny little specks of dried-up scrambled eggs stuck to the hairs, and spinach and tomato ketchup and fish fingers and minced chicken livers and all the other disgusting things Mr Twit liked to eat.

If you looked closer still (hold your noses, ladies and gentlemen), if you peered deep into the moustachy bristles sticking out over his upper lip, you would probably see much larger objects that had escaped the wipe of his hand, things that had been there for months and months, like a piece of maggoty green cheese or a mouldy old cornflake or even the slimy tail of a tinned sardine. Because of all this, Mr Twit never went really hungry. By sticking out his tongue and curling it sideways to explore the hairy jungle around his mouth, he was always able to find a tasty morsel here and there to nibble on.

What I am trying to tell you is that Mr Twit was a foul and smelly old man.

• Get a razor with as many blades that you can find, that way the more likely the blades are going to clog with hair and soap so you have to scrape the skin off your face
• Use gloopy foam from a can, read the label to make sure it contains water and loads of chemicals, especially parabens which are just what you need for healthy skin cancers
• Buy a new shaver every six month when the major brands release an improved, more comfortable design thanks to the latest unnecessary innovation such as an extra blunt edged blade or lubricating strip
• If you can, choose one with a battery that make the razor buzz that way you have another disposable item to buy along with their doubly expensive replacement multi blades
• Make sure all that unnecessary packaging, used multi blade heads, foam cans, batteries and other disposables all safely go into landfill
• Always finish off shaving by splashing plenty of aftershave on your raw face and neck, the burn will prove you’re a devil of a man
• Finally sport your razor burn with pride, you know the ladies love it