Jul 10
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Shaving Tips From The Devil
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shaving tips from the devil
- Get a razor with as many blades that you can find, that way the more likely the razor is going to clog so you have to scrape your face even harder
- Use foam from a can and read the label to make sure it contains water and loads of chemicals, parabens are just what you need to project your skin
- Upgrade to a new razor every six month when encouraged by the major brands releasing a more comfortable shaver thanks to a new overdesigned yet unnecessary upgrade
- If you can, choose one with a battery that make the razor buzz so you have another expensive item to buy at the supermarket along with the replacement heads
- Always finish off shaving with splashing loads of aftershave on your raw face and neck, the burn will prove you’re a devil of a man
- Sport your razor burn, ingrowing hairs and razor rash with pride, you know the ladies like it
Alternatively you can use a single bladed safety razor and all natural shaving products
